FARR FACTS

                                           FARR FACTS

 

 

1. People that stand on train tracks will get hit by a train.
2. A “Tornado” in military language is “ A mobile home airborne transportation device.”
3. Clubbing a woman and dragging her to a cave was man’s first mistake.
   Keeping her was his second.
4. Good neighbors live behind high fences.
5. People who fertilize their lawns in the fall and spring, will then complain in the summer that they have to mow it on the weekend.
6. Don’t offer the Officer a drink when he pulls you over.
7. Not having to listen to Charlie Sheen ranting on TV every night…WINNING.
8. The more valuable your carpet, the more horrible the stain.
9. People who live in glass houses never heard of rocks.
10. Flying isn’t dangerous, it’s the landings that can be a bitch.
11. Once you find out who’s in charge, you wish you didn’t know.
12. A rich man wishes he had a bigger wallet. A middle class man wishes     he had more money in his wallet. A poor man just wishes he had a wallet.
13. A new car is only new until you get behind the wheel.
14. A pet is just a baby who never grows up.
     
    To be continued...................................